pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via embodythesass)

sandandglass:

Joe Biden sitting behind President Obama during his State of the Union Address. 

(via adumbscotts)

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via cryptic-oasis)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thisisnthalloween, via februarysixthforever)